Breakup On New Year

 It was 11:30. We were texting just fine. And then, he texted:

Him : Yeahh.. Hahah, sayang? nak break.

Me : Huh?

Him : I found another girl.

Me : Sumpah?

Him : Sumpahh.

Me : K. Bye.

Him : bye.

11:40++

I called him.

Me : Bieeee, serious lahh. Apa ni?

Him : yeahhh, serious lah.

Me : Sumpah bie?

Him : yeahh, umpah!

Me : but why?!

Him : I found another girl ok?!

Me : siapa bie?! jangan lah mainmain dohh.

Him : I can't tell you. But you'll know.

Me : No. tell me now.

Him : Sabar boleh tak? Call me back at 11:50.

Me : NO. I WANT TO KNOW NOW.

Him : jangan degil lah. call me at 11:50.

Me : K. Bye. *hangs up*

11:50

*calling*

Me: Hello?

Him : Hello.

Me : *silence*

Him : What time?

Me : 11.50 lah. Now tell me who it is.

Him : No. not now lah. Kita dah break kan?

Me : *silence*.. yeahh..

Him : K. 

Me : BIE! SERIOUS LAHH. IF YOU'RE KIDDING, ITS NOT FUNNY!

Him : Betul lah. I dah jumpa perempuan lain.

**a few minutes after**

12:00am
*fireworks exploding*
Him : HAPPY NEW YEAR SAYANGGG <3 :P
ME : BIEEEEE! JAHAT LAHH *crying* 
Him : *laughing* okayyokayy, sayaaang, I'm so sorry ehh?
Me : JAHAT LAHHHHHH D';
Him : alololo, sayaaang, I'm sorry!
Me : mana another girl nyaa?!
Him : Sayang lah! New year, new girl!
Me : -,-


HAHAHA, YOU PATHETIC DUMBASS. I LOVE YOU <3 MUAHH!